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Moderate and vigorous activity includes brisk walking, tennis, jogging, swimming http://health.usnews.com/health-care/articles/2016-05-16/exercise-may-cut-risk-of-13-cancers-study-suggests
But, it dramatically increases your chance of developing the deadly "exercise cancer"!
May 11, 2016
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May 3, 2016
Where I come from, taking a gap year means working at The Gap after graduating high school because you have neither the money nor the motivation to apply for college.
May 2, 2016
- Plastic cup from the local catfish restaurant
- 6 oz. Maalox or equivalent antacid
- 3 oz. bourbon or other alcohol
- ½ pack of Salem 100s
- Add 3 oz. of bourbon to the plastic cup
- Fill with 6 oz. Maalox
- Serve with Salem 100s
- Leftover fried frog legs from last night’s hunt
- Rag bologna cut away with pocket knife
- Cornbread from 2 days back
- Coffee cup decorated with CB radio slang
- 3 oz. black coffee
- 6 oz. Jack Daniels or other bourbon whiskey
- 1-2 strips of crisp pork bacon
- Pack of Winston red cigarettes
- Add 3 oz. black coffee to the coffee cup
- Fill with 6 oz. bourbon
- Garnish with 1-2 strips of crisp (possibly burned) pork bacon
- Serve with pack of Winston red cigarettes
April 30, 2016
April 29, 2016
Dear Superfan: Nothing like this will ever happen to you:
"Excuse me, sir. Is that your 2003 Chevy Malibu parked outside? I notice that every inch of it is plastered with Steelers logos. Would you like a job in our team's front office? We need someone to sit in on important meetings about draft picks and which plays to run next Sunday. We need someone who will be available at a moment's notice when the game is on the line. How's $100,000 a year to start? Let's get that done for you, superfan. We appreciate your undying support."
Now, I get it. Life didn't turn out the way you would have preferred. You wanted to be the starting quarterback for the Broncos. Instead, you perform a mundane task for a faceless corporation that underpays and under-appreciates your real talent - emblazoning an inanimate object with marketing material. You can follow a theme, for sure. Some folks see a 17 year old station wagon. You see a rolling monument to Bernie Kosar. Some folks see a cubicle in a sea of cubicles. You see the Jim "Catfish" Hunter museum.
Part of me envies you. I wish I could get so into something over which I had no control, that I could just let go and lose myself in the moment. I wish I could spend endless weekend hours devouring lobster pots full of Doritos and washing them down with the amount of beer used to fill Michael Phelps' practice pool. For that, my hat is off to you. I just don't know which logo should be on that hat.
Not a lot of people look at this blog, but all of you are the best. I heard a bunch of comic-liking folk (a.k.a. weirdos) were hanging out at Web Toon. And they let me just create a free place to put stuff. Blogger doesn't have a comic template, so let's see if Web Toon can get some eyes on the stuff.
Drawing blog called Junk Drawer - Checked availability of junkdrawer.blogspot.com, but some other clever bloke has dibs.
Hugh Laurie is pretty bald on the back of his head. Noticed that while watching the 2nd episode of The Night Manager on AMC. The guy who plays Loki in the Avengers movies is the main character. Anyway. Pretty good so far.
April 28, 2016
Turd: 😠 Don't call me Turd, fucker!
Billy: 😕 Okay, relax.
Turd: 😤 Ok then
Billy: 😃 Okay Turd!
April 27, 2016
April 26, 2016
The question keeps coming up of whether or not Mahatma Gandhi had the normal number of toes on each foot. Science has concluded that the average adult male has no more and no less than 5 toes on each foot. The attached photo, I believe, puts to rest any suggestion that Gandhi had anything but the normal number of toes. Of course, the level of public discourse on the internet these days will likely not allow this clear evidence to silence all doubters. I can only hope that I’ve done my part to dissuade those who would besmirch the character of perhaps the 20th century’s most revered purveyor of peace.
· Hitler had the shortest life of all
· Both Asian leaders lived to be 88
· Churchill was the oldest when the war started (65)
· Hirohito was the youngest when the war started (38)
· Hirohito lived nearly to 1990, so he would have been able to play video games and watch MTV.
· Hitler, Roosevelt and Mussolini did not survive the war
April 25, 2016