April 18, 2014

You can tell I'm successful by my large brightly colored headphones.

Suspending Disbelief

Captain America: Winter Soldier takes place in a world where air carriers can fly, but Nick Fury still needs a leather strap to keep his eye patch from falling off.

April 3, 2014

If you have to tell me what you're "known for", you're not known for it.
Crazy people don't say "I'm crazy". They're just crazy.

March 24, 2014

USA Today

The USA Today is one of the world's most popular newspaper. But I like to read USA Yesterday, which is a little cheaper. You wanna really rake in the dough, publish a newspaper called USA Tomorrow. I'd pay extra to have that information.